My life was crazy

My short life was crazy.
One day,
I delivered a challenge to a duel,
and I got shot myself.
The emperor's cousin shot me.
He couldn't wait, I guess.
And the madness didn't stop there.
My death was to start a revolution.
Even crazier,
women rub my bronze penis in the cemetery, 
thinking they're getting pregnant.
Not me, of course. Anymore.

Poet´s note. Victor Noir was a French journalist who is buried in the Pere-Lachaise cemetery.

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